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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Cardinal Sinner on Prowl for Secretaries


Always be wary of the man with the funny hat. Especially if you happen to be a young lady who encounters Arizona Cardinals Head Coach Dennis Green in the workplace. Green's fetish for secretaries has marked his coaching career as much as his 2-6 playoff record.

Green has paved quite the path of sexual harassment to Arizona. In 1995, Green's "secretary" problems first surfaced with reports of a $150,000 out-of-court settlement with a former Minnesota Viking secretarial intern. A few weeks later, the Minnesota Star Tribune reported a former Green aide at Stanford, named the Cardinal coach as a sexual harasser. She reached an out-of-court settlement with the school.

After divorcing his first wife, this Cat in the Hat went on to marry a former flight attendant from the Vikings charter flights. The lucky gal promptly became his media consultant.

In 1996, Green paid off a woman with whom he'd had a relationship to have an abortion. The woman claimed in a lawsuit that Denny convinced her to have the abortion because he thought a baby would be injurious to his career.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Colts Kick Up Excuse Generator

Leading the charge for the Colts excuse train is none other than rummy kicker Mike Vanderjagt. Showing his mid-season form of running his mouth, he still maintains the Colts are a better team than the Patriots. From Michael Smith at Espn.com

"I wanted to make it to help Edge out, I wanted to make it to help Peyton out, I wanted to make it so we could win this game. They're clearly not a better team than us. We needed a 3-pointer to win the game, but 48 [yards is] no gimmie."

Same old same old from the Dolts of Indianapolis.


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