Browns Land Astronaut to Battle Patriots
After the Princess Warrior turned down the vacant Cleveland Browns head coaching position, Browns owner Randy Lerner looked skyward to land NASA astronaut Donald Thomas to replace Butch Davis in time for Sunday's blast off versus the Galaxy Champion New England Patriots.
Lerner is quoted on coaching change in the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"After giving up 58 points to the Bengals of all teams, we thought a change in celestial navigation was in order. Donald Thomas plans to bring an interplanetary approach to Defense that was absent under Butch Davis."